HANGUP HANK
HANK'S PHONE · RINGING NOW

WORK IS
CALLING.

HANG UP.

$HANK is Hank's coin for everyone who'd rather be somewhere else.

PRESS RED. HEAR HANK'S EXCUSE.

HOLD IT. PICK WHO GETS A DAY BACK.

LAUNCH21:00 EESTX@WorkIsCallingPF
9:005G  ▮▮▮

INCOMING CALL

WORK

won't stop calling
25 VOICES · 25 REASONS TO HANG UPTHE CALL EVERYONE KNOWS.
Hangup Hank, the exhausted employee who never answers workEMPLOYEE #000

THE FACE OF THE MOVEMENT

MEET
HANK.

WORK CALLS.
HANK HANGS UP.

He hates quick calls. He ignores Slack. He always has a better excuse. Hank is everyone who'd rather be somewhere else.

0% AVAILABLE100% RELATABLEBE LIKE HANK.

HANK'S HR FILES

STEAL THE MEME.
SPREAD THE EXCUSE.

Same employee. New reason not to answer.

ONE CHARACTER.ENDLESS EXCUSES.ALWAYS $HANK.

CALL ENDED · LINE OPEN

WHAT WOULD
YOU DO INSTEAD?

Say it out loud. Find the people dreaming about the same escape.

ANYONE CAN POSTEVERYONE CAN SAY “SAME”HOLDERS PICK THE WINNER
NEW_ESCAPE.txt
_×

HANK READS YOUR WORDS EXACTLY AS WRITTEN.

OPEN COMMUNITY RANKINGPEOPLE WHO HUNG UP
4 ESCAPES
01
PROJECT EXAMPLEIF WORK STOPPED CALLING, I'D...

book a one-way flight and turn off my phone.

AIRPLANE MODE
SHARE
02
PROJECT EXAMPLEIF WORK STOPPED CALLING, I'D...

take my kid to the beach on a Tuesday.

CALENDAR DECLINED
SHARE
03
PROJECT EXAMPLEIF WORK STOPPED CALLING, I'D...

open the café everyone said was a bad idea.

FORMER EMPLOYEE
SHARE
04
PROJECT EXAMPLEIF WORK STOPPED CALLING, I'D...

sleep until my body decides we're done.

DO NOT DISTURB
SHARE
WORK KEEPS CALLINGAGAINAND AGAIN

THE CALL NEVER ENDS.

UNTIL YOU
END IT.

One red button. One shared feeling. Millions of places we'd rather be.

CREATOR FEES → REAL TIME BACK

THE DAY-OFF
FUND.

Work takes your time. $HANK buys some of it back. Every month, holders choose one person whose escape we help make real.

FIRST MISSIONCHOOSE THE FIRST PERSON WHO GETS A DAY BACK.

HOW IT WORKS

01
POST IT

Tell us what you would do instead.

02
HOLD IT

Hold $HANK to enter the final vote.

03
MAKE IT REAL

One wallet. One vote. One person gets time back.

MONTH 01HOLDER VOTE OPENS AFTER LAUNCHCA activates wallet verification.

BURN TO SPOTLIGHTBurn $HANK to pin an escape at the top. Thresholds go live after the first 24 hours.

50%DAY-OFF FUNDOne real community-picked escape each funded cycle.
30%BUILD THE CLUBSite, moderation, content and community activations.
20%KEEP IT RINGINGCreator and running costs.
CLAIMED CREATOR FEES ONLYEVERY MOVE GOES IN THE PUBLIC LOG.
PUBLIC_LEDGER.XLSCYCLE 001
FEES CLAIMED
NOT STARTED
DAY-OFF FUND
OPENS AFTER FIRST CLAIM
HOLDER PICK
VOTE PENDING
NEXT UPDATE
AFTER LAUNCH

No mystery wallet. No vague promises. The amount in, the amount used and the chosen escape stay visible here.

CALL DECLINED

WORK IS CALLING.

HANG UP.

$HANK

HOLD. VOTE. BUY SOMEONE A DAY BACK.