HANK: QUICK DISAPPEARANCE.
HANGUP HANKWORK IS
CALLING.
HANG UP.
$HANK is Hank's coin for everyone who'd rather be somewhere else.
PRESS RED. HEAR HANK'S EXCUSE.
HOLD IT. PICK WHO GETS A DAY BACK.
INCOMING CALL
WORK
won't stop calling
EMPLOYEE #000THE FACE OF THE MOVEMENT
MEET
HANK.
WORK CALLS.
HANK HANGS UP.
He hates quick calls. He ignores Slack. He always has a better excuse. Hank is everyone who'd rather be somewhere else.
HANK'S HR FILES
STEAL THE MEME.
SPREAD THE EXCUSE.
Same employee. New reason not to answer.
HANK: QUICK DISAPPEARANCE.
THE PHONE IS IN THE OCEAN.
HANK BECAME UNAVAILABLE.CALL ENDED · LINE OPEN
WHAT WOULD
YOU DO INSTEAD?
Say it out loud. Find the people dreaming about the same escape.
book a one-way flight and turn off my phone.
— AIRPLANE MODEtake my kid to the beach on a Tuesday.
— CALENDAR DECLINEDopen the café everyone said was a bad idea.
— FORMER EMPLOYEEsleep until my body decides we're done.
— DO NOT DISTURBTHE CALL NEVER ENDS.
UNTIL YOU
END IT.
One red button. One shared feeling. Millions of places we'd rather be.
CREATOR FEES → REAL TIME BACK
THE DAY-OFF
FUND.
Work takes your time. $HANK buys some of it back. Every month, holders choose one person whose escape we help make real.
HOW IT WORKS
Tell us what you would do instead.
Hold $HANK to enter the final vote.
One wallet. One vote. One person gets time back.
BURN TO SPOTLIGHTBurn $HANK to pin an escape at the top. Thresholds go live after the first 24 hours.
- FEES CLAIMED
- NOT STARTED
- DAY-OFF FUND
- OPENS AFTER FIRST CLAIM
- HOLDER PICK
- VOTE PENDING
- NEXT UPDATE
- AFTER LAUNCH
No mystery wallet. No vague promises. The amount in, the amount used and the chosen escape stay visible here.
WORK IS CALLING.
HANG UP.
$HANKHOLD. VOTE. BUY SOMEONE A DAY BACK.